(Up to: Spam Games )

This is my first attempt at a spam story...

gyuggoodman eliminate inadmissible andrews baggage big coil frambesia
depend break canada economist corpsman gazette flour impinge believe
chenille captaincy alias buggy block

becomes...

"Guy Gyuggoodman had a puzzle. Transport officials liked puzzles, which was good, as Guy was a transport official. Today, the problem was how to elimate a single inadmissible piece of Julie Andrews' baggage, the one containing a big coil that he'd noticed as it passed through the screener.

"Frambesia Anamolie came over, complaining that her 10 year relationship would depend on her being allowed to have a break in Canada. Her partner was training to become an economist following a nervous breakdown as a corpsman in Turkey, a place of hellfire. She suggested unashamedly that the coil looked like a device she'd seen advertised in the NY Evening Gazette for sifting flour, and that didn't the emptying-out of the remainder of Ms Andrews' baggage (as I was involved in doing at the time) would impinge some rights somewhere along the line?

"Ms Andrews glanced up at me, inquisitively and accusingly. 'I believe,' I started, 'that this Chenille handbag isn't quite what it seems.' I attempted my own accusation with an air of captaincy, some kind of authoritative assertion over the situation. You see, I'd realised that Julie Andrews was clearly just an assumed alias, for the photo in the passport handed to me matched the balding lines and moustachoied lip of Ms Andrews, now gaping at me.

"The traveller suddenly launched into action, knocking the lady behind out of the way and throwing a buggy in my direction. I sidestepped, blocking the small toys flying out in all directions with a swinging arm, and chased after Ms Andrews."

See? Easy. Now you.